"It's hard to beat a person who never gives up" - Babe Ruth








Caph-ten Kurk! Ah cahn't get any more speed from the ahngins! We're do-in warp 9.5 and she's gonna blow!

Gee, did you ever wonder why they didn't spend a little more money on Star Trek so that Scotty could get some speaking lessons?

Anyway, there's more than one way to warp a cat! Or is that skin? Oh well, it doesn't matter. Warping is fun, especially when you do it to people instead of spaceships.

So we collected up pictures of some of our favorite stars and singers. If you have any others that you'd like us to include, just send us some email and let us know!

Enough with the small talk! Take us to the warps!

 

Jessica Simpson

Irresistible. That describes both her Columbia Records collection and the singer herself. Born in Dallas, Texas, Jessica stands only 5' 3'', but towers in her passion and energy for her work.

Will Smith

Our favorite Man in Black! Quite an achievement, going from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air to the defender of the world against alien bugs. Love those dark glasses!

Demi Moore

Demi Moore (originally Demetria Guynes) was born in Roswell, New Mexico. Hey, maybe she's an alien from outer space her to steal our brains? Well, maybe not, but she certainly steals our hearts! 

Ashston Kutcher

Dude, where's my car? Dude, where's my hat? Dude, where's my head? You ever wonder if this guy is good with directions? He's hot in Hollywood, but one day, we have to get him to stop saying "Dude".

Kelly Clarkson

An American Idol - we absolutely love her hit, "Miss Independent". Kelly's movie "From Justin to Kelly" was a bomb at the theaters, but her music is exploding with energy! We love you Kelly!

Jennifer Lopez

A true New Yorker, Jennifer's nickname is "La Guitarra'' (meaning guitar shaped body). She was only seven years old when she went on her first tour with her dance class. Now she dances on stage to her pop tunes with a Latin flavor!

Jay Z

Born Shawn Carter, Jay Z's debut album, Reasonable Doubt, was very good and earned him a gold single. But his third album, Vol. 2 Hard Knock Life, launched him to the top of the rap game!

Michelle Branch

Are you happy now? That's what Michelle asks in her first hit single. When Michelle roared onto the charts in 2001, she ushered in a new age of women's rock. Her acoustic sounds have blended with other greats such as Stevie Nicks, Sheryl Crow and Carlos Santana!

Justin Timberlake

Justin was only 14 when he started up in the band N'Sync at their lead vocalist. Later on, he dated (and then broke up with) Britney Spears. Now he's releasing solo albums. Go Justin! 

Britney Spears

Hey Britney, does Justin still send you birthday cards? This woman is a one-person armada of talent, singing her way to the top. And we loved her song in Austin Powers in Goldmember!

Ben Affleck

He was great in Good Will Hunting, Dogma, and Pearl Harbor. This guy is sooo kewl, you just gotta love him! But sadly, his last movie, Gigli, was a bust. Oh well, no one is perfect.

Ashanti

Ashanti S. Douglas has been singing since she was just six years old (she sang in her church's choir). Do you think that her parents named her after the Ashanti Kingdom of Ghana? But whatever they decided to call her, we call her "Fantastic".

Faith Hill

Did you know that People magazine chose Faith Hill as one of the 50 most beautiful people in the world? We wonder how they went about comparing 6 billion people! In any case, her music is beautiful indeed!

Ray Romano

(Raymond)

Everybody loves Raymond! We asked 100 people on the street .. "Who do you love" .. and everyone said "Raymond!".  Okay, maybe we're exaggerating, but we know that YOU love Raymond!

Christina Aguilera

Christina Maria Aguilera, born in Staten Island, NY. Do you know what inspired Christina to go into music? Watching Madonna? Listening to Fat Boy Slim? No. She was inspired after watching Julie Andrews in "The Sound of Music"! Amazing, huh?

Leonardo DiCaprio

You think his friends call him Leo? He just doesn't look like a Leo, does he? We first saw Leonardo in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". He was only 18 years old and he was already a fantastic actor. 

Madonna

The Material Girl - it's simply amazing how Madonna keeps "reinventing" herself. She shocks and delights fans around the world. This woman is literally dripping with talent! A singer, an entertainer, an actress ... what next?

Oprah Winfrey

One of the most admired woman in the USA! Oprah's phenomenal success comes from the simple fact that people like her .. she's very likeable! It must be because she is so easy to talk with.

R Kelly

Born and raised in the housing projects of Chicago's South Side, R Kelly has become one of America's most successful solo artists. Kelly's music fuels vigor and focus into many issues, like his tribute to Mohammed Ali ("The World's Greatest"). 

Sarah Jessica Parker

Born in Nelsonville, Ohio, Sarah has always wanted to be an entertainer. And she's done it all .. movies, Broadway, and television. She's happily married to Matthew Broderick (Ferris Bueller) and we know that Sarah will be entertaining us for years to come.

Homer Simpson

Okay, we KNOW that Homer is a two-dimensional character, but we can't help but love him. He's just so cuddly and cute. Well, actually, he's kind of scary looking, but nonetheless, we do love him!

 

  

 

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